bethandbee:

1. Russel Fish (Chris Colfer) will fail PE if he doesn’t pass the Presidential Fitness Test.
2. If he fails PE, his admission to Harvard will be rescinded. He didn’t apply anywhere else because he got distracted by a sexy chemistry lady in a Harvard bra.
3. A wild bully appears and whips him ~down there with a towel.
4. He then proceeds to try to pass the Presidential Fitness Test with the help of his ninja friend.
5. He has one test left and just as he’s about to pass it, the wild bully appears and knocks him out.
6. He realizes this means he fails/is out of Harvard, and so he goes after the bully and smacks his “sausage” off with a towel. (This is where the movie title, ‘The Sausage and Eggs Incident’, comes from).
7. Him and his friend try to sneak into the office and change his grade, this random scary lady finds them, and it cuts to them on a train to find their fortunes in the east. He gives his friend his breakfast which is Sausage and Eggs.

All of that happens in 8 minutes. It’s supremely weird. It’s only $1.29. You should go buy it.

Also, this is the blurb for the HQ version:

They know what we want.

I get questions about Russell Fish all the time. Here are all the salient points, thanks to Bee. :)