"I’m not very old, but when I move for the first time in the morning or stand up, I always make these elderly sounds, and sometimes they involve swearing."
— Chris Colfer on “Last Time I Cursed” (x)
"I think Carson’s journey was very similar to mine, except I wasn’t as vocal about my frustrations as he is. I internalized everything and then I’d go home and cry, rather than just getting it all out in the open and not caring who heard me."
"do you know the source for this?: nolan-gerard-funk(.)tumblr(.)com/post/31071672668/one-kid-wrote-to-me-saying-we-started-a-glee" by Anonymous
"Get a good night’s sleep because there’s nothing worse than being on a carpet being exhausted and having the lights and people screaming in your faces. You’re on your feet for a long time. So sleep and eat."
"I had no idea there were so many adjectives to describe my butt."
— Chris on fanfiction (via nolan-gerard-funk)
"I’m told to say one thing but Ryan Murphy tweets another so…"
— Chris colfer at sbl q&a (via thelandofchristopher)
"I can’t speak for all generations but I feel like mine has always been programed to believe one thing about aspirations; you win or you lose, there is no in-between. And unfortunately, the embarrassment of failure has always discouraged the attempt for success, so consequently, we don’t try."
— I respect Chris Colfer for a lot of reasons, but especially this one. More of his EW blog. (via blurintofocus)
"I’ve always been protective of my personal life."
"I got a great phone call this morning that we’re moving forward soon. It wasn’t like Struck by Lightning, where I thought, If I’m to play someone in high school, we have to get this done now. This one, I thought we had more time, but we’re going to start sooner than I thought. I wonder if I should tell you who the director is or what the title is, or if I should announce that later. I can tell you that the title is a Carl Jung quote, a popular quote of his that addresses the underlying story."
— Chris Colfer [about his upcoming film set in an asylum] (via heathermione)
"To be handed an award by, by this woman [Ellen] is just, uh, incredible. Um, thank you so much for this, this just means the absolute world to me. It—it is an honor to somewhat represent you out there. And it is so flattering to be exploited in your fanfiction. Um, I can’t tell you, it is the ultimate, uh, high five! So thank you so much! Thank you to our amazing crew, thank you to our wonderful fans, and the—the Klainers, the Gleeks, the all the names you have for yourselves, it’s just amazing to—to be the subject of your fandoms, so thank you, thank you so much from the bottom of our heart! And to our amazing crew and cast, thank you guys so much, I appreciate it. Thank you, thank you."
— Chris Colfer’s acceptance speech for the 2013 People’s Choice Favorite Comedic TV Actor. [source] (via daxterdd)